Showing posts with label Congress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Congress. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Live Tweets from the State of the Union
January
24, 2012, 3:54 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp
will be live tweeting the State of the Union tonight beginning at 6
pm PST. Meanwhile, check out this DVD extra: youtu.be/FxwcJx0-21E
is hoping the #GOP
side acts like a #GOPDebate audience.
Hail to the tweets
It looks like John Kerry was Swift
Boated again.
I'll bet if #NewtGingrich
was hugging Congresswoman #Giffords,
he'd leave her.
Republicans unsure if they should
applaud America.
Obama should run for President.
When Obama asked everyone to work
together, only one side was applauding.
The #GOP like
the rules the way they are.
I helped bail out #GM
and I don't even own a car.
"The American #Auto
industry is back!" Cough! Hack!
doesn't
know if it's a good thing that a lock maker is working at full capacity.
What kind of tax cut should a
comedian get?
Can you [Obama]
sign my tax form?
I will go
to any market and not find any American products.
Our workers
are the most productive in the world as long as I can leave early on Friday.
Obama was
supposed to point at me in the chamber, but there was no point.
If this
was a #GOPDebate, when #Obama
said, "Lay off teachers..." there would have been applause.
"Boots on the Border"
sounds like a #Porn
movie.
Oil isn't
enough. I want more, more, more!
The gas in
the chamber could last 200 years.
How will
the #oil
industry survive without tax credits?
Send #Obama
a bill that creates a job for me.
"Fair
share of taxes?" #MittRomney is covering his ears.
Is #ChrisDodd
listening?
Finally "Finally."
The #2012 campaign is off and
running.
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Live Tweets of President Barack Obama's Address To Congress
thejamestripp James Tripp
is live
tweeting the President's address to Congress.
Boehner
borrowed Rick Santorum's pink tie.
Congress
seems to get along with the President's cabinet.
I don't
recognize a lot of Congressmen unless they're standing with a lobbyist.
Boehner's
applause does not seem sincere.
Obama
doesn't care about politics, just getting re-elected.
Congress
is finally doing something about the economy; they are applauding doing
something about the economy!
Mitch McConnell
looks sad.
How come
only half of the house is giving a standing O to O?
Obama
keeps talking about passing a jobs bill as if it’s a joint someone
is bogarting.
I've heard
this Warren Buffet story before.
I believe
the tax should be flat and I claim it for Queen Isabella of Spain!
"We
have to decide what our priorities are." Fundraising for re-election.
He hasn't
said, "Pass this bill" in a while. Is that part over?
All the
men in the room look like they're wearing the same suit.
If Obama
wants to sell more cars overseas, he'd better raise emission standards.
We're not
#1?
Regulations
are for the regulators!
I've identified
501 reforms.
You mean
we're not going to wipe out the New Deal?
Obama is
playing the "Race to the Bottom" card.
Obama is
talking about a Republican who looked to the future...November.
Steve Case
is in the House. Thanks for reminding me I'm unemployed and I lost money on AOL.
Will he
close with "Pass the bill?"
"Man
can be as big as he wants!" especially in the aisles of Wal-Mart.
thejamestripp James Tripp
My guess
is Congress won't "Pass the jobs bill now."
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