Live Tweets from the State of the Union

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 3:08 pm PST

will live tweet the #StateoftheUnion.

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 5:27 pm PST

wants a higher #minimumwage for #tweeting. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28 2014, 5:59 pm PST

thinks the #redcarpet at the #StateoftheUnion is boring. #HarryReid's gown is off-the-rack.

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:02 pm PST

#FirstLady gets applause for walking down stairs. This is an easy crowd. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:04 pm PST

"If you like the #stateoftheunion, you can keep it!" #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:13 pm PST

hopes #POTUS has hand sanitizer. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:16 pm PST

wonders if #POTUS is making these stories up. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm PST

"This chamber speaks with one voice," if the voice belongs to #Sybil. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6: 19 pm PST

when governing, size matters. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:21 pm PST

suddenly feels under a great deal of pressure to have hopes and aspirations. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:23 pm PST

"The wages of sin are not enough, so I'm organizing a #union." #SOTU #livingwage #minimumwage

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6: 27 pm PST

has never been in-sourced from a broad. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:31 pm PST

#POTUS had me at "patent litigation." #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:35 pm PST

"Yes, we did." #POTUS must be running for ex-President. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, pm PST

has a feeling #Congress will build a wall around #ImmigrationReform. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:39 pm PST

predicts #Congress will extend #unemployment benefits or they will collect them after the #midterms. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:47 pm PST

would also like a day off. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:51 pm PST

will raise a glass to a raise. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 6:54 pm PST

#MYIRA will be represented by #SinnFéin. #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 7:07 pm PST

"The privacy of ordinary people is not being compromised." --#POTUS What if you're extraordinary? #SOTU

James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp January 28, 2014, 7:21 pm PST

thinks his #wages feel more minimum already. #SOTU

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Live Tweets from the 2012 Presidential Debates - Part 3

October 22, 2012 5:53 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Will #BobSchieffer win the #debate?

October 22, 2012, 5:59 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Register to vote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH8cfNVV4I8&feature=share&list=UUDumvOgECllIXOQ7xSys04w … #JamesTrippforPresident

October 22, 2012, 6:04 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Threat from a broad? That's a question for #MittRomney!

#MittRomney will send a #mormonmission to Iran.

#Obama has a #FivePointPlan.

#Syria is worth more broken up! #Romney

#Romney has a policy for the future he will tell you about in the #future.

"Our 4th graders came out number C." #Romney

"Obama sank #Romney's #Battleship.

If #Israel is under attack, #Mitt got yo back. Word to yo motha.

October 22, 2012, 6:58 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Obama is on the verge of calling #Romney an ignorant slut.

October 22, 2012, 7:14 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

This is the #debate of the Smiley Face vs. the Serious Face.

October 22, 2012 7:20 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

"On Day 1, I will name it Day 2!" #JamesTrippforPresident

October 22, 2012 7:24 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

He's a son of a...what? #Romney

#Mitt called the audience "Folks" because he's #folksy.

#Mitt would like to be your leader with your support and the support of his magic underwear.

October 22, 2012 7:37 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Part Tagg and Obama! They are incensed!

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Live Tweets from the 2012 Presidential Debates - Part 2

October 16, 2012, 6:05 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Romney isn't answering the question.

October 16, 2012, 6:06 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Obama is answering the question.

#Romney has a 5 point plan? What's on of those points?

October 16, 2012 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

First instance of #Obama calling #Romney a liar. He has a new strategy.

#Romney won't be able to steal time tonight.

#Romney wants to privatize federal lands.

#Romney's not answering #Obama's charge that he flip-flopped on coal.

#Romney sounds like an Oil and Gas lobbyist.

Unsure of 5 point plan. Would prefer 9-9-9.

I think #Romney is about to pull a #JoeBiden.

Stifle, #Romney.

"Women's pay equity is an important topic, but not to me." #Romney

This #debate is being directed with fewer close ups than previous debate.

"My five point plan has six points:" https://www.facebook.com/jamestrippforpresident …

October 16, 2012, 7:00 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Romney's answering a question!

#Romney's talking point is wrong and he's not backing down.

#JamesTrippforPresident: On #Guns: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyNTMP8IPIw&feature=share&list=UUDumvOgECllIXOQ7xSys04w …

#Obama saved his 47% comment for his closer.

October 16, 2012, 7:40 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Obama won the #debate and pulled ahead.

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Live Tweets from the 2012 Vice Presidential Debate

October 11, 2012, 5:54 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

The #tweeters are on the twack.

October 11, 2012, 6:05 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Is this #CharlieRose or a #VPDebate?

My #FlagPin is bigger than their flag pins.

#Biden = #BigDog. #Ryan = #Puppy.

#Ryan's smile is even more uncomfortable than #Romney's.

#Biden is schooling #theBoy.

October 11, 2012 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

wonders if his act could get as many laughs from #Biden as #Ryan's answers,

#Ryan is barely limping along.

It's a good thing the hospital had an emergency room.

#Ryan drops first #Zinger. He needs to take my Comedy Class.

October 11, 2012 6:32 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

"...suddenly seized with concern for the debt they created." Good one, #Joe.

#KarlRove's head is exploding. Good.

#PaulRyan is getting his ass kicked. He needs to go back to the gym.

If #JoeBiden is in the audience, I'm booking #PaulRyan to headline a night of #Comedy.

#JoeBiden's face stole #RonaldReagan's line, "There you go again!"

#Biden: "Now you're Jack Kennedy." That #joke always works.

#Biden is going to give #Ryan detention.

October 11, 2012 7:07 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

If this #debate were a prison, #PaulRyan would be #JoeBiden's bitch.

#JoeBiden continues to shoot a dead horse. #PaulRyan

#PaulRyan doesn't understand the function of the courts.

Honesty? From #PaulRyan? Bad answer.

#PaulRyan must need to pee.

October 11, 2012 7:32 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#PaulRyan would be a good student government vice president.

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