Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
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The Rise of Anthony Weiner AKA "Carlos Danger," Man
I would like to thank #AnthonyWeiner for making an old bit current again! #CarlosDanger
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Wednesday, June 08, 2016
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Live Tweets from the State of the Union
will live tweet the #StateoftheUnion.
wants a higher #minimumwage
for #tweeting.
#SOTU
thinks the #redcarpet
at the #StateoftheUnion
is boring. #HarryReid's
gown is off-the-rack.
#FirstLady
gets applause for walking down stairs. This is an easy crowd. #SOTU
"If you like the #stateoftheunion,
you can keep it!" #SOTU
when governing, size matters. #SOTU
suddenly feels under a great deal of pressure to have hopes
and aspirations. #SOTU
"The wages of sin are not enough, so I'm organizing a #union."
#SOTU #livingwage
#minimumwage
has never been in-sourced from a broad. #SOTU
has a feeling #Congress
will build a wall around #ImmigrationReform.
#SOTU
predicts #Congress
will extend #unemployment
benefits or they will collect them after the #midterms.
#SOTU
would also like a day off. #SOTU
will raise a glass to a raise. #SOTU
#MYIRA
will be represented by #SinnFéin.
#SOTU
"The privacy of ordinary people is not being
compromised." --#POTUS
What if you're extraordinary? #SOTU
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Sunday, November 24, 2013
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Trippitorial - Privacy and the N.S.A.
I started following the N.S.A. on Twitter. Now they’re following me! I’m glad the N.S.A. is spying on everyone…just in case I lose my car keys, maybe they’ll know where to find them. If it wasn't for the N.S.A., no one would be reading my blog.
Privacy is for the guilty. It’s for the instigators. If you’ve got nothing to hide, you won’t mind the government feeling up your girlfriend. And your girlfriend won’t mind the government feeling her up. By the way, has anybody checked your balls lately?
This is America. Love it---and when you do, use a rubber, because it has a disease. If America were to be psychoanalyzed, I think you’d find it has a military industrial complex, caused by too much love for the mother, and a hatred for the father.
I don’t need privacy. I need a hi-def camera for the next time I jerk off!
Privacy is for privates. You want to be an enlisted man?
I love the N.S.A. I just think they ought to pay my internet bill.
Privacy is for the old. I’m young. Young people don’t care about privacy. Young people are sexting each other pictures of their private parts!
A lot of parts aren’t even private anymore! Some parts get favorited. Some parts get retweeted. Some parts get their own web series.
Nobody wants privacy. They want followers! Everybody has a website. Everybody’s on twitter and facebook and linked in and vine and instagram and pinterest and YouTube and up my ass!
You don’t need the N.S.A. to take away your privacy. You’re taking it away yourself!
I’m being poked by grown men on facebook, and I’m not too sure what that means, but I don’t like it.
I’m leaving an internet trail that Hansel and Gretel could follow home, especially if they did a search on Google.
Every time I look at a website, Google has an ad for it on the next website. They know where I’ve been. I can’t wait until they know where I’m going, because I don’t.
Privacy is for the weak. I got nothing to hide, and I hope nobody finds out!
I’m just glad this is being recorded right now. It saves the government the trouble.
You’re better off without privacy. There’s less bullshit.
Most people spend their lives trying to cover up all the fucked up things about themselves.
They’ll be a lot better off when there’s nothing covered that hasn’t been uncovered by a government agency!
I’m James Tripp, and that’s what you can do with your privacy!
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Friday, August 02, 2013
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