Live Tweets From The Democratic Convention - Night 3

2:11 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

The #DNC has a better talent booker than the #RNC.

Get ready for #ClintEastwood to yell at his television.

3:59 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Anyone else notice the #Dems are inspirational and the #GOP full of gloom?

4:16 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#JoeBiden is doing his #JohnBoehner impersonation.

I'd listen to #ScarlettJohansson even if she was talking to an #emptychair.

5:05 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

is glad he didn't play the #Kennedy drinking game.

#JohnKerry is a flip calling a flopper.

#DNC has more statesmen than #RNC.

6:11 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Chants of #USA. The #Democrats are in the same place as the #Republicans were last week.

I get the feeling #JillBiden would have given me detention.

8:06 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

It's #ChrisChristie's favorite singer. #BruceSpringsteen

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3:02 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

This would be a good time for former AG #JohnAshcroft to sing "Let the eagles soar!"

3:41 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

The #DNC speakers aren't afraid to talk about their candidate. I'm still waiting to learn who was nominated by #RNC.

This sermon makes me think they'll soon be passing the collection plate.

4:14 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Teachers are union thugs!

A #Cartoon so even the #RNC can understand.

#BarbaraMikulski looks like she could kick #PaulRyan's ass.

#GOP thinks people should be educated, but they shouldn't be so educated that they vote for somebody else.

4:50 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

had a #PellGrant in college.

5:02 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#DNC looks like #America in 2012. #RNC looks like #USA in 1950.

If there's a politician who doesn't say, "God Bless America," #God bless him.

Out of focus background behind #Hickenlooper looks like a #VanGogh.

6:46 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#MittRomney turned me into a newt!

7:08 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

wishes the people who were against birth control would use it.

Just because #RNC made God a delegate to their convention, doesn't mean the #DNC should imitate.

Godspeed, #ElizabethWarren.

7:33 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#DNC nominates #God for President, makes  

#BarackObama capital of #Israel.

7:35 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Roxanne, you don't have to put on that #bluedress. #BillClinton

#PresClinton knows about burning sensation.

I didn't know there would be math.

I think #BillClinton is about to announce he's running.

7:50 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

"Four more years" for who? #BillClinton

#RNC=Zeero.

#BillClinton is in his element. Bet he does an encore.

#BillClinton is schooling the #RNC.

8:10 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

wishes #Congress knew as much as #BillClinton.

#BillClinton II--"This time it's personal."

8:19 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#BillClinton is trying to beat his previous record for longest speech at a #DemocraticConvention.

8:22 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#BillClinton is calling the #RNC on all their shit.

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3:53 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#Newark Mayor #CoryBooker's speech is proof positive that not all African Americans are #Republicans.

4:07 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Are wide ties back in fashion? #HarryReid

The #DNC hasn't had a speaker this exciting since #JoeLieberman ran for Vice-President. #HarryReid

Bring back #ClintEastwood. #HarryReid

4:14 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

would like to see #HarryReid's speech delivered by anyone else.

Was that book #PresidentObama holding made in the #USA?

I wonder if all the women on the #DNC stage will vote for #MittRomney because #AnnRomney likes #women?

After watching #GOPConvention, I didn't think former President's appeared at Conventions. #JimmyCarter

Will #PresidentObama sing at #DNCConvention?

Let's vote for #TedKennedy!

If #RNC is registering dead voters, #DNC should run dead candidates.

#TedKennedy for #ZombiePresident!

#TedKennedy is no #JosephPKennedyIII.

5:06 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#TedKennedy vs. #MittRomney : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn0GYg1PjUY …

Who built the #infrastructure?

#Hollywood is in the #DNC house!

Why couldn't my agent get me a gig as a #DNC delegate?

#Republicans believe in #education too, as long as voters aren't educated about them.

5:58 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

"Are you better off now than you will be in four years?"

Let #BainCapital go bankrupt.

6:07 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

will give a toaster to #MittRomney if he opens an account at US bank.

How many celebrities at #DNC does #Rahm's agent brother represent?

#KalPenn has first #chair joke. It's funny.

#KalPenn would make great homeroom president!

#DNC has real diversity vs. #RNC #CentralCasting window dressing.

#Ledbetter sings "Goodnight, #Mitt."

Say "No" to #MittRomney.

7:48 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

#MichelleObama makes me want to eat my vegetables.

8:09 pm PST James Tripp ‏@thejamestripp

Just because #God was a #GOP delegate, doesn't mean the #DNC has to play the #GodGame.

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