The greatest challenge for #MitchMcConnell
is reality.
"To call #MitchMcConnel
a blank is an insult to blanks."
#GESmith
does not rock.
I almost forgot the #Republicans
were #Americans.
More flags, damnit!
"Look back to the future!"
#RandPaul
got a spot?
The future of the #RepublicanParty
has no future.
"The Pootie Tang Family" was an underrated movie.
Hung is on 1st, Twong is on 2nd, and I don't know who is on
3rd.
"We won't let you bankrupt this great nation. That was
Bush's job."
"Doesn't G.W.'s administration owe the Treasury
money?"
No scandal? #ValeriePlame?
Neither George endorsed #MittRomney.
Must be women's work.
Are we voting for #MittRomney
or #MissouriJesus?
This is like the dinner table scene in #AnnieHall.
We can change the channel!
I hope the attorney generals sue each other.
Hard to believe they lost.
Do you want a V8?
That's a bad joke.
#Thune
has a stain on his lapel.
#Romney
will break up the 50 states to sell off.
No mention of #nuclear
or nu-cu-lar.
Can't the #RNC get
any headliners?
#Romney
made his money the old fashioned way. He pillaged it.
Surprise keynote from #RonaldReagan
#Hologram.
I think it's #TimPawlenty's
fault.
Losing convinced #Pawlenty
to support #MittRomney.
Call me #UncleSugar.
Do you #Limbo?
It doesn't matter who you are as long as you have ID.
Legitimate #Republicans:
http://youtu.be/i-51CBkZvlc
#RNC
nominates #357magnum
for President!
It started with an obstructionist Congress. It ends with #PaulRyan out
of office.
I hope #PaulRyan's
mom is over 55.
Does #PaulRyan
believe in #magicunderwear?
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