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Showing posts with label GOP Convention. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Live Tweets From The GOP Convention - Night 2
The greatest challenge for #MitchMcConnell
is reality.
"To call #MitchMcConnel
a blank is an insult to blanks."
#GESmith
does not rock.
I almost forgot the #Republicans
were #Americans.
More flags, damnit!
"Look back to the future!"
#RandPaul
got a spot?
The future of the #RepublicanParty
has no future.
"The Pootie Tang Family" was an underrated movie.
Hung is on 1st, Twong is on 2nd, and I don't know who is on
3rd.
"We won't let you bankrupt this great nation. That was
Bush's job."
"Doesn't G.W.'s administration owe the Treasury
money?"
No scandal? #ValeriePlame?
Neither George endorsed #MittRomney.
Must be women's work.
Are we voting for #MittRomney
or #MissouriJesus?
This is like the dinner table scene in #AnnieHall.
We can change the channel!
I hope the attorney generals sue each other.
Hard to believe they lost.
Do you want a V8?
That's a bad joke.
#Thune
has a stain on his lapel.
#Romney
will break up the 50 states to sell off.
No mention of #nuclear
or nu-cu-lar.
Can't the #RNC get
any headliners?
#Romney
made his money the old fashioned way. He pillaged it.
Surprise keynote from #RonaldReagan
#Hologram.
I think it's #TimPawlenty's
fault.
Losing convinced #Pawlenty
to support #MittRomney.
Call me #UncleSugar.
Do you #Limbo?
It doesn't matter who you are as long as you have ID.
Legitimate #Republicans:
http://youtu.be/i-51CBkZvlc
#RNC
nominates #357magnum
for President!
It started with an obstructionist Congress. It ends with #PaulRyan out
of office.
I hope #PaulRyan's
mom is over 55.
Does #PaulRyan
believe in #magicunderwear?
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Live Tweets From The GOP Convention - Night 1
Does everyone in Colorado have to wear a uniform?
Looks like #MittRomney
will get nomination in first ballot. Delegates want to beat the rain.
casts all his votes for: https://www.facebook.com/jamestrippforpresident …
Is it too late to recall #ScottWalker
as a delegate to the #GOPConvention?
"It's official! #MagicUnderwear
for everybody!"
didn't know #Christie
could sing.
But does she have a birth certificate?
#ScottWalker
the new, dumber #RepublicanParty.
#GOP
built America…using Chinese factories.
#Trippitorial:
Legitimate #Republicans:http://youtu.be/i-51CBkZvlc
#Santorum
must have #clammyhands.
"God doesn't like government." Must be why he
doesn't pay any taxes.
"If workers didn't want to be paid, there'd be more
jobs in America!"
"We deserve Mitt Romney?" Is that like original sin?
#AnnRomney
opens with a prayer for property. God bless you Ann!
"There would not be Americans without America!”
And God Bless Tiny Tim!
"The best thing about #NewJersey
is the food." #Christie
#ChrisChristie's
family benefited from government G.I. Bill.
#Christie's
mother read him #ThePrince
instead of #TheLittlePrince.
#Christie
wants to fundamentally reduce the size of government. First, he should reduce
his size.
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