Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XIII

January 19, 2012, 7:19 am PST  

thejamestripp James Tripp

will be live tweeting the #GOPDebate tonight beginning @5 pm. Meanwhile, relive my 2008 campaign: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

January 19, 2012, 12:02 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

is in favor of an "open Presidency." youtube.com/playlist?list=…

January 19, 2012, 4:56 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Just because #RickPerry suspended his pants, that's no reason not to tweet the #NCDebate.

January 19, 2012, 5:01 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

They have to stop making these introductory films for the debates.

We get it.

thejamestripp James Tripp

likes the urgent music.

We need another debate during the debate.

They're all wearing the same suit. It's #RichardNixon 's suit.

Karaoke singing opens.

It's good to be here with Ted Healy and #theThreeStooges.

Being offending is the best defense. #Newt

I'm shocked...shocked to find there's gambling...

Now it's the elite media that's to blame!

#Newt should have thought to bring God into it. One for #Santorum.

There's a lot of #naturalgas onstage.

Crony capitalism was part of the #Halliburton #Bush #Cheney administration.

#Romney never answered the #Bain question.

I hope #RickSantorum is #praying now.

"There are three programs I would cut..."

"We need a military so strong that #MittRomney doesn't have to serve in it."

#Obama has lowered taxes.

I hate when our #freedom is robbed. #Santorum

The expression on #MittRomney 's face makes it seem like he has a hot water bottle in his pants.

I'm converting all my #RickPerry is stupid #jokes into #MittRomney is stupid #jokes.

#Newt is pitching his book and website.

Which candidate will drop out during the commercial break?

They're all still there.

#Santorum knew #NewtGingrich and he is no #NewtGingrich!

We need to send someone to Washington who's lived in #Hawaii.

January 19, 2012, 5:58 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

#Romney is full of ###.

January 19, 2012, 6:01 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

How many rounds of golf has #Romney played?

Aw, shucks! #Santorum

#God is part of the #99%.

Boo! #SOPA

"I'm standing for freedom." Did #MittRomney write that line?

#MittRomney is lying.

#MikeDukakis was the son of immigrants too.

#MittRomney likes to repeat "Get to the back of the line."

January 19, 2012, 6:36 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Is that #NewtGingrich 's wife or the head they found in the #HollywoodHills?

#MittRomney is trying to appear aloof.

Did #RickSantorum just blow that mike?

#Newt is referencing people no one in #NC remembers.

The mob rules! #King Caesar yields!

We don't need someone talking to us like a professor. #Gingrich #Newt

#MittRomney keeps repeating #Freedom. His idea?

"You voted before Reagan was Reagan..." Huh? #Santorum

January 19, 2012 7:00 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Soon there will only be three and #BuddyRoemer.

Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XII

Then there were five...too many...

I joined the North Carolina debate, rooting for Huntsman, already in progress:

January 16, 2012, 6:31 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Romney doesn't believe in same sex marriage, he believes in marriage between a man and as many women who will say I do.

Does Santorum have a job?

What could we train Newt to do?

Bankruptcy is an opportunity to buy up a business, cut it up and sell it.

No homework on Friday!

Romney will probably release his tax records depending on what you mean by "tax records."

I wish I could quote the Brookings Institute.

Newt wants to fire grown bread winners and replace them with their children.

I don't think the Republicans should give Newt this job. He should get another job.

January 16, 2012. 7:06 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Newt thinks he's teaching a college course where he makes you buy his book.

Rick Perry will be in the alley pissing on the homeless after the debate.

How are they going to pay for this military buildup?

Mitt must be pro-gun. He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Mitt should go hunting with Dick Cheney.

N.R.A. Member: "Guns don't kill people. We do."

My Pac can beat up your Pac!

The old Pot calling the kettle a scum bag.

Poor Romney. He wants to play with his Super Pacs, but it would be illegal.

January 16, 2012, 7:51 pm, PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Perry needs a predator drone to fly around his brain and respond to any activity it may see.

That’s all I can tweet, I can’t tweet no more!