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Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XV

February 22, 2012

James Tripp @thejamestripp

Why do they treat the openings of these debates like a reality show?

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will not be rising at home.

Shouldn’t Mitt Romney be singing the national anthem?

Santorum wins contest to be first to attack health insurance reform.

We should send Mitt Romney back to the State.

Mitt Romney didn’t follow the part that was about him

I thought the bridge to nowhere was from the 2008 debates.

Mitt Romney is losing.

With this group they must be talking about the special Olympics.

These companies needed to be taken over by Bain Capital.

What they’re really saying is they should have broken the UAW.

Newt Gingrich’s uterus keeps getting bigger.

Mitt Romney, Panderer-in-Chief.

Santorum is making a case for birth control and he doesn’t get it.

Sex is not bad, unless it’s with one of these stooges.

Everybody has a ...care but Newt Gingrich.

Planned Parenthood should stop planning!

February 22, 2012, 6:02 pm PST

James Tripp @thejamestripp

They’re fighting over who helped the fewest people.

Mitt Romney keeps losing to Rick Santorum.

I hope Rick Perry and Mrs., Gingrich #3 use birth control.

Did anybody e-verify the candidates?

Let’s re-mantle the army Rumsfeld dismantled.

We can’t allow illegal immigrants to have nuclear weapons.

Santorum just called U.S. “the Great Satan” and I fit right in.

Romney reminds me of someone giving an oral report in H.S. that he will forget when the bell rings.

No Republican left behind.

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Did Newt Gingrich just say “Git’er done?”

February 22, 2012, 6:56 pm PST

James Tripp @thejamestripp

has to take his morning after pill. Goodnight.

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Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XIV

January 26, 2012, 4:54 pm PST JamesTripp @thejamestripp

will be tweeting the #GOPDebate beginning at 5 pm PST and rooting for Sheldon #Adelson.

January 26, 2012, 5:02 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

#CNN 's opening makes this seem like a #sporting event.

Will the crowd be muzzled or rabid?

They continue to use the same wardrobe consultant.

Where's #SteveTyler when you need him?

January 26, 2012, 5:07 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

is thrilled to be tweeting.

January 26, 2012, 5:08 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

wonder's if #Santorum 's mother wishes she had an #abortion.

#Newt is pretending to be calm tonight.

Why is no one yelling?

Someone got to them.

Let's get those grandmothers to work!

"I doubt that's my ad. I'm not sure if I'm running for President." #Romney

We'd be a lot better off trading #Newt to #Cuba.

January 26, 2012, 5:30 pm PSTJames Tripp @thejamestripp

#Romney is not answering the question about regulating #FreddieMac.

#Newt is not answering the question about regulating #FreddieMac.

Do politicians need more #regulation?

This is a repeat of Tuesday's #Newt- #Romney duel, but someone told them to be civil.

#Santorum scores with planned moment.

I think it's important we don't use the word castigate. #Romney

#Newt into attacking #Media mode.

#Newt #Mitt #Santorum wondering which is the 16th amendment.

January 26, 2012 5:49 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

doesn't feel so good himself.

One of these days...bang...zoom... #NASA

#Newt has been taking #space #money as long as he's been taking money.

Kudos to #Newt for bringing up #race of the races to #space.

#Newt quoting #JFK feels dirty.

#Mitt proving you can't run the government like a corporation.

January 26, 2012, 5:59 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

The Panama Canal is beinc widened so #Newt can fit through.

January 26, 2012, 6:01 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

We need to beat #China to the moon before they build a wall around it.

"We need to repeal insurance reform and go to the moon and unseat Castro." #Newt

Here goes #Romney talking about his imaginary #Obama.

#Santorum 's surging.

First they came for the young's health care, then they came for the older #American's #healthcare.

January 26, 2012 6:18 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

would have #Rubio open for him At Tickles Laugh Hut in Oskaloosa, #Iowa.

A teaser about the candidates wives #WolfBlitzer? #Tacky.

Whose father can beat up whose father #WolfBlitzer?

Whose girlfriend will make the best first mistress #WolfBlitzer?

What reporter will be the best White House press corps reporter #WolfBlitzer?

What kind of a tree would you be #WolfBlitzer?

Did you write these questions yourself #WolfBlitzer?

Let's get back to the debate #WolfBlitzer.

#Romney is "Terribly politically involved."

January 26, 2012, 6:31 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

is closer to #Reagan than #Newt or #Romney.

It's about time someone invade the #BayofPigs!

We should poison #Castro with a cigar.

We need a blockade around #Cuba!

One of these things is not like the others. #RonPaul

Mrs. #Gingrich #3's hair has not moved since the last debate.

January 26, 2012, 6:43 Pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

will move the capital of the #USA to #Maui. #CNNDebate

#Newt should seek guidance from me.

I have more money than anyone else. #Romney

#MittRomney is running for President to lower his #taxes.

#Santorum doesn't acknowledge #RonPaul.

January 26, 2012, 7:01 pm PST James Tripp @thejamestripp

I can't wait until the next #GOPDebate!

Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XIII

January 19, 2012, 7:19 am PST  

thejamestripp James Tripp

will be live tweeting the #GOPDebate tonight beginning @5 pm. Meanwhile, relive my 2008 campaign: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

January 19, 2012, 12:02 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

is in favor of an "open Presidency." youtube.com/playlist?list=…

January 19, 2012, 4:56 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Just because #RickPerry suspended his pants, that's no reason not to tweet the #NCDebate.

January 19, 2012, 5:01 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

They have to stop making these introductory films for the debates.

We get it.

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likes the urgent music.

We need another debate during the debate.

They're all wearing the same suit. It's #RichardNixon 's suit.

Karaoke singing opens.

It's good to be here with Ted Healy and #theThreeStooges.

Being offending is the best defense. #Newt

I'm shocked...shocked to find there's gambling...

Now it's the elite media that's to blame!

#Newt should have thought to bring God into it. One for #Santorum.

There's a lot of #naturalgas onstage.

Crony capitalism was part of the #Halliburton #Bush #Cheney administration.

#Romney never answered the #Bain question.

I hope #RickSantorum is #praying now.

"There are three programs I would cut..."

"We need a military so strong that #MittRomney doesn't have to serve in it."

#Obama has lowered taxes.

I hate when our #freedom is robbed. #Santorum

The expression on #MittRomney 's face makes it seem like he has a hot water bottle in his pants.

I'm converting all my #RickPerry is stupid #jokes into #MittRomney is stupid #jokes.

#Newt is pitching his book and website.

Which candidate will drop out during the commercial break?

They're all still there.

#Santorum knew #NewtGingrich and he is no #NewtGingrich!

We need to send someone to Washington who's lived in #Hawaii.

January 19, 2012, 5:58 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

#Romney is full of ###.

January 19, 2012, 6:01 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

How many rounds of golf has #Romney played?

Aw, shucks! #Santorum

#God is part of the #99%.

Boo! #SOPA

"I'm standing for freedom." Did #MittRomney write that line?

#MittRomney is lying.

#MikeDukakis was the son of immigrants too.

#MittRomney likes to repeat "Get to the back of the line."

January 19, 2012, 6:36 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Is that #NewtGingrich 's wife or the head they found in the #HollywoodHills?

#MittRomney is trying to appear aloof.

Did #RickSantorum just blow that mike?

#Newt is referencing people no one in #NC remembers.

The mob rules! #King Caesar yields!

We don't need someone talking to us like a professor. #Gingrich #Newt

#MittRomney keeps repeating #Freedom. His idea?

"You voted before Reagan was Reagan..." Huh? #Santorum

January 19, 2012 7:00 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Soon there will only be three and #BuddyRoemer.

Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XII

Then there were five...too many...

I joined the North Carolina debate, rooting for Huntsman, already in progress:

January 16, 2012, 6:31 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Romney doesn't believe in same sex marriage, he believes in marriage between a man and as many women who will say I do.

Does Santorum have a job?

What could we train Newt to do?

Bankruptcy is an opportunity to buy up a business, cut it up and sell it.

No homework on Friday!

Romney will probably release his tax records depending on what you mean by "tax records."

I wish I could quote the Brookings Institute.

Newt wants to fire grown bread winners and replace them with their children.

I don't think the Republicans should give Newt this job. He should get another job.

January 16, 2012. 7:06 pm PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Newt thinks he's teaching a college course where he makes you buy his book.

Rick Perry will be in the alley pissing on the homeless after the debate.

How are they going to pay for this military buildup?

Mitt must be pro-gun. He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Mitt should go hunting with Dick Cheney.

N.R.A. Member: "Guns don't kill people. We do."

My Pac can beat up your Pac!

The old Pot calling the kettle a scum bag.

Poor Romney. He wants to play with his Super Pacs, but it would be illegal.

January 16, 2012, 7:51 pm, PST

thejamestripp James Tripp

Perry needs a predator drone to fly around his brain and respond to any activity it may see.

That’s all I can tweet, I can’t tweet no more!