Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 15, 2011
Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part X
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will be
live tweeting the Republican debate beginning tonight at 6 pm PST.
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Newt is
using one of his scary words---"radical."
Will the
media still call Ron Paul a dark horse if he wins?
Rick
Santorum will light the people of Iowa on fire. That's radical.
Rick Perry
would be a part time President.
I wish I could
sign a pledge.
They are
blaming the President for an obstructionist Congress.
Jon
Huntsman said the tax should be flat. I say it should be round and I claim it
for Queen Isabella of Spain!
Newt seems
like it's beneath him to be there.
Newt
worked with Habitat for Humanity. He’s a regular Jimmy Carter.
Ron Paul
needs to raise his speaking fee.
There are
a lot of good GSA's, Newt isn't one of them.
I am
shocked...shocked that there is gambling going on in Washington!
You should
have facts before you speak unless you have facts before you speak.
Rick Perry
looks like he doesn't recognize what he said.
We already
have a part time Congress T-Th.
Here comes
the judge!
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I'll bet
Newt won't close the divorce court.
My
favorite judge is Steven Tyler.
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The
audience is easily amused.
Obama
followed through on the agreement signed by Bush.
Nothing
could be more dangerous than stating the facts to this audience.
I declare
a no flies zone between Rick Perry's ears!
Up with
oil! Down with aquifer!
Texas
politicians are the biggest wind makers.
Monroe
Doctrine? Cuba? ¿QuĂ©
Jon
Huntsman makes too much sense.
Marriage
is a relationship between a man, a woman and a corporation.
Barbaric
is one of Newt's words. Bachmann shouldn't use it.
Life
begins at 5 PM.
Life
begins when this debate is over.
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Are you
better off today than you will be in four years?
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
Live Tweets From GOP Debate V
thejamestripp James Tripp
Tonight's debate will accept questions
from Fox News' viewers which should be interesting because normally they don't
question anything.
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Orange is a conservative color to
name your county in FL or CA.
The first question is from a job
creator.
My debate: Google or Fox?
Details is a magazine wherein Rick
Perry looks at the pictures.
Is this thing on?
Mitt Romney has 59 points when 58
would do.
Mitt wants us to have the same
opportunities he had. I don't like lobbyists.
My money doesn't belong to Barack Obama;
it was stolen by George Bush.
Rick Santorum is wearing a striped
tie. Must have a new stylist.
Santorum doesn't think the
government has to follow U.S. labor laws. Santorum doesn't think.
There's no danger in a future
President raising taxes under Cain's 999 plan because it will never be law.
I can't wait to see what people
watching the debate think of the people watching the debate watching the
debate.
Mitt is upset that Perry is a
Flip-Flopper. That's Mitt's job!
Rick and Mitt's staff read each other
candidate's books.
"I believe in America."
--Mitt "the Godfather"
I would eliminate the Congress
Department.
Eliminate the EPA before they
discover the GOP stinks
Newt likes to debate his
questioners. Must be a fun Prof.
Let's stop teaching Evolution!
The less education the freer we
think!
Eliminate the Defense Department...I mean
Education Department.
"The Mother of all repeal
bills," starting with the Constitution.
"Local anesthesia for all my
friends!"
I would build a fence around
Michele Bachmann.
Illegal immigrants should be
educated, but not so much that they vote for somebody else.
Something there is that doesn't love
a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it...Frost
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I'm debating which products to buy
during the commercials.
"It is unacceptable for Iran to
become a nuclear nation and I don't feel so good myself."
If you mess with Israel, you mess
with the U.S. and the retired people in the Florida audience.
Newt wants to privatize diplomacy.
The world is in the process of
becoming more dangerous if Newt is elected.
I think Gary Johnson wants to submit
a balanced budget.
I think we should blockade Cuba!
Only Santorum can save Santorum.
"We should be able to express
our faith" unless we're Muslim.
No hugging in the military.
Keep your sex to yourself, which is
a sin.
Rich people aren't killed because
they don't have health coverage.
"I erred on the side of my
former chief-of-staff-turned-lobbyist." -Rick Perry
"It's different than Obamacare."
It's Romneycare.
"There are a lot of reasons not
to elect me." Mitt Romney
Glad to be part of the human
tragedy!
Let's lower the tax rates and raise
the debt!
Finally somebody brings up Reagan!
"Where else but in America
could you live in this country?"
Gary Johnson wants to balance the
budget.
I would pick the guy who could get
me free pizza.
Rick Perry is advocating an
unnatural act between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich.
Nobody is answering the question
except Gary Johnson who wants to balance the budget.
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I'm going to Google Google.
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