I tuned in late to the Wowa in Iowa
last night. Tim Pawlenty was offering to mow my lawn at the time. Is that
pandering? Here are my tweets from last night’s Iowa debate:
thejamestripp James Tripp
"Get off of my lawn, Tim
Pawlenty!"
"No taxes for corporations and
no homework on Friday!" – Santorum
Michele Bachmann is a spokeswoman
for deer in headlights.
“In the real economy you have to
fire workers to create jobs!” --- Romney
Newt
should stop yelling at Chris.
Chris is
kind of mean.
More tax
cuts! Flat tax! Thumb tax!
We need to
keep the Napoleonic code out of American courts!
Romney
wants unilateral power.
I hope
Obama picks me up a t-shirt at "The Black Dog."
It's
Newt's deal or no deal!
Santorum
isn't saying anything.
Why is
reporter asking about someone who isn't there? [the undeclared Rick Perry]
We need to
send Nixon to China!
He's a
killer and a clown.
thejamestripp James Tripp
This is a rowdy crowd.
What's a coup between friends?
Cain won't deliver pizza to Iran.
Bachmann is "a tool we need to
have."
Ron Paul sounds like a liberal.
Ron Paul warns about another war
with Iran. Crowd likes war.
thejamestripp is ready to pledge his loyalty to
der fadderland!
This
audience is not submissive.
Polygamy
for everybody!
Won't
somebody save the rape baby?
I count
only one uterus on that stage.
Why are
they all so mean to Obama?
We need
more pollution!
Let's get
rid of the New Deal and the EPA!
Bachmann
was just upgraded to an AAAA loony!
Santorum
should drop out in his closing statement.
Everyone
should be home schooled. All schooling is local.
God...Freedom...Pawlenty...Blah!
"Let
me first thank Fox, my former [and future] employer..." ---Newt
