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Thursday, February 23, 2012
Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XV
Why do
they treat the openings of these debates like a reality show?
will not
be rising at home.
Shouldn’t Mitt Romney be singing the national
anthem?
Santorum wins
contest to be first to attack health insurance reform.
We should
send Mitt Romney back to the
State.
Mitt Romney
didn’t follow the part that was about him
I thought
the bridge to nowhere was from the 2008 debates.
Mitt Romney
is losing.
With this
group they must be talking about the special Olympics.
These
companies needed to be taken over by Bain
Capital.
What they’re
really saying is they should have broken the UAW.
Newt Gingrich’s
uterus keeps getting bigger.
Mitt Romney,
Panderer-in-Chief.
Santorum is making
a case for birth control and he
doesn’t get it.
Sex is not
bad, unless it’s with one of these stooges.
Everybody
has a ...care but Newt Gingrich.
Planned Parenthood
should stop planning!
They’re
fighting over who helped the fewest people.
Mitt Romney
keeps losing to Rick Santorum.
I hope Rick Perry and Mrs., Gingrich #3 use birth control.
Did
anybody e-verify the candidates?
Let’s
re-mantle the army Rumsfeld dismantled.
We can’t
allow illegal immigrants to have nuclear weapons.
Santorum just
called U.S. “the Great Satan” and I fit right in.
Romney reminds
me of someone giving an oral report in H.S. that he will forget when the bell
rings.
No Republican left behind.
James Tripp for President
on Education: youtu.be/wUBPc-IHjh8
Did Newt Gingrich just say “Git’er done?”
has to
take his morning after pill. Goodnight.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part XIV
will be tweeting the #GOPDebate
beginning at 5 pm PST and rooting for Sheldon #Adelson.
Will the crowd be muzzled or rabid?
They
continue to use the same wardrobe consultant.
Where's #SteveTyler
when you need him?
is thrilled to be tweeting.
Why is no
one yelling?
Someone
got to them.
Let's get
those grandmothers to work!
"I
doubt that's my ad. I'm not sure if I'm running for President." #Romney
Do
politicians need more #regulation?
I think
it's important we don't use the word castigate. #Romney
doesn't feel so good himself.
One of
these days...bang...zoom... #NASA
The Panama
Canal is beinc widened so #Newt can fit through.
We need to
beat #China
to the moon before they build a wall around it.
"We
need to repeal insurance reform and go to the moon and unseat Castro." #Newt
First they
came for the young's health care, then they came for the older #American's
#healthcare.
A teaser
about the candidates wives #WolfBlitzer?
#Tacky.
Whose
father can beat up whose father #WolfBlitzer?
Whose
girlfriend will make the best first mistress #WolfBlitzer?
What
reporter will be the best White House press corps reporter #WolfBlitzer?
What kind
of a tree would you be #WolfBlitzer?
Did you
write these questions yourself #WolfBlitzer?
Let's get
back to the debate #WolfBlitzer.
It's about
time someone invade the #BayofPigs!
We should
poison #Castro
with a cigar.
We need a
blockade around #Cuba!
One of
these things is not like the others. #RonPaul
Mrs. #Gingrich
#3's hair has not moved since the last debate.
will move
the capital of the #USA to #Maui. #CNNDebate
I have
more money than anyone else. #Romney
I can't
wait until the next #GOPDebate!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Live Tweets From GOP Debates Part IX
thejamestripp
James Tripp
will be
live tweeting the GOP debate beginning at 5 pm PST.
thejamestripp James
Tripp
Newt is
surging over his belt.
I'm still
not sure who's winning.
I liked
the National Anthem better when Frankie Valli sang it.
Who's
winning this debate?
Let the
games begin!
I am James
Tripp and I want to be your next President. Am I winning?
Will the
real Presidential candidate please stand up?
The
greatest nation that ever "was," says Huntsman.
We should
use every tool to combat terrorism, but that's no reason to vote for New
Gingrich.
Do not
sacrifice liberty for security unless you want to scare the American people
into voting for the GOP.
I need to
get a wireless phone.
The wages
of sin are not enough, so I'm forming a union
Rick Perry
has failed to collect intelligence.
Ron Paul
can't believe he's in a debate with these bozos.
The GOP Debates
were just picked up for the back 13!
Rick Perry
has no understanding of foreign policy.
Bachman-1
Perry-Less than 0.
We should
send the UC Davis Police in to break up the occupation of Pakistan.
"Don't
complain if we kill people." You tell 'em, Newton.
By
"radical leaders," Santorum means, "Democrats."
Someone
from the Heritage Foundation is not a member of the audience, but a
representative of one the
sponsors of the debate.
My friend
Ernie is less than a year away from getting a loud Hawaiian shirt, but that's
no reason for a preemptive attack.
Santorum
has relations all over the world, but he's no Herman Cain.
thejamestripp
James Tripp
We should be blowing people up, not
putting them back together! #MittRomney
If I'm elected President, I'm going
to Disneyland!
Newt helped form a caucus before he
was forced to resign his office in disgrace.
Not only will Gingrich bomb, he will
change their regime. You go, girl.
If I'm elected President, I will
appoint a super-duper committee!
I never heard Obama say
"Y'all." #RickPerry
Brutus is an honorable man.
We'll be funding China's military,
but we'll also be their suppliers. It's a job creator!
I think there should have been an
opposing view to Wolf Blitzer's station identification.
Why do they keep identifying members
of the Heritage Foundation as just members of the audience?
Rick Perry wants to Occupy the banks
in Mexico.
Santorum has a four point plan,
which is five less than nine.
What if they don't go to church,
Newt? Should we let them in?
Mitt Romney is a party animal.
Rick Perry is magnetic. We must stop
him.
Rick Perry is very into boots.
Now to debate which product to
buy...
There is no reason to applaud for
the Heritage Foundation.
Cain will not support a no fly zone
in Syria; he will deliver pizza anywhere in 30 minutes.
The people asking the questions know
more than the people answering them.
Regime change in Syria, Not USA. #MittRomney
"This is not just about Syria,
it's about Iran..." because I don't know anything about Syria. #HermanCain
thejamestripp
James Tripp
From Newt Gingrich’s answer, I think
he’s been watching "24" on DVD.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Live Tweets From GOP Debate Part VII
thejamestripp James Tripp
will live tweet
the Las Vegas GOP debate, where the odds are the candidates, today starting at
5 pm PST.
thejamestripp James Tripp
is looking
forward to the commercials in tonight's GOP debate.
Tonight's
debate will be multimedia, but I may still fall asleep.
I think we
need another GOP debate after this one.
Who
produced this opening and why?
What's
with the dramatic music?
Every time
I see Michele Bachmann she has more make-up on her eyes than the last time I
saw her.
Shouldn't @DonRickles be in this Las Vegas debate?
I disagree
with Rick Santorum's position on his daughter.
Herman
Cain started giving his wife the business 42 years ago.
Perry
would be a job creator if he withdrew from the race and let someone else take
the position.
thejamestripp James Tripp
is happy
to be in Vegas.
Did you
know that Michele Bachmann was a former tax attorney?
Shouldn't
a tax attorney be in favor of taxes?
Herman
Cain is in analysis.
My plan is
better that Herman Cain's. My plan is called 9-9-9-9.
Cain's constituents
don't understand him and neither do I.
Newt wants
0 capital gains so Warren Buffet doesn't have to pay anything.
We need to
resurrect the Glass-Steagall Act.
There's a
lot of natural gas on stage.
People in
the lower class have more mobility because they're homeless.
Did Mitt
Romney just say he took a crap in Massachusetts?
I don't
have a name you can add care to-Obamacare, yes. Romneycare, yes. Trippcare? No.
The
evolution of the mandate-1. Newt 2. Mitt 3. The President.
The
commercials were longer than Cooper said they would be.
I can't
wait to be e-verified!
A pizza in
every pot!
these
boots on the ground were made for stomping.
If you
have anything nice to say about the President, don't say anything at all.
I will
enforce English as the official language of this panel.
They love
legal immigration as long as they're Americans.
Texas is
no California.
Check his
papers!
I think
Herman Cain left out an ethnic group.
Dan Rather
was an anchor baby. I know.
thejamestripp James Tripp
Faith is
being crushed by our courts and our government which is a good thing.
We need to
bring our troops home so they can occupy America!
If nobody
wants nuclear waste, maybe we shouldn't generate it.
What kind
of a debate is this? They all agree.
How do you
repair the economy without criticizing Obama?
Rick Perry
wrote a letter to Congress which was as effective as the one I wrote in Mrs.
Toomey's 1st grade class.
Cain was
for TARP when the polls were for it and against TARP when the polls changed.
Who has
the biggest flag pin?
"Government
can't manage anything," especially if Ron Paul is running it.
Everybody
has the right to have two arms.
Santorum
is no John Kennedy.
"How
can you trust him with power if he doesn't prey?" - Newt. I'll prey if
Newt gets elected.
Ron Paul
wants to eliminate the Department of President.
Cutting
defense spending would be like cutting defense contractors contributions to my
campaign.
We need to
eliminate foreign aid and diplomacy.
Romney wants
to turn Medicare over to the states which are almost bankrupt.
Michele
wants to invoice the countries we invade.
Newt
thinks selling arms for hostages was a mistake---out on a limb.
Santorum
is at 1%. Does that mean he's rich?
Mitt
Romney has created job openings.
And now
the end is near.
Michele is
baking a cake.
thejamestripp James Tripp
The debate is over and they're still
arguing. Play nice.
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