Showing posts with label Supreme Court. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supreme Court. Show all posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012
"Free Speech Show" - The Affordable Care Act
Here's today's podcast with panelists Laurie Buckley, Dave Plunkett, James Tripp and host Bill Bronner:
Panelists discuss the Supreme Court ruling on the Affordable Care Act
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"Comedy Nation This Week" - July 6, 2012
Here's today's podcast with panelists Laurie Buckley, Dave Plunkett, James Tripp and host Bill Bronner:
Panelists discuss the SCOTUS Affordable Care Act ruling, Presidential politics and the weekly Trippitorial.
Trippitorial - Supreme Tax
America’s health care system is ailing and I don’t feel
so good myself. The affordable Care Act is compromised legislation. It’s
compromised because the insurance and pharmaceutical lobbyists had to let some
of the politician’s staffs write part of it. Instead of implementing a
streamlined one payer, not for profit model, it preserves a failed model of
limited coverage based on profit, not patient care. It preserves a market not
worth preserving and insures increased future profits for those corporations
with little thought given to cost containment. This happened because the
campaign contributions politicians get from the insurance and pharmaceutical
interests are too big to bail.
The for profit private insurance model of health care is
a failed model whose life should not be prolonged. It’s time to pull the plug.
The constitution does not begin, “We the people of the United States, in order
to form a more perfect market…”
Chief Justice John Roberts said the penalty for not
participating in the private market is a tax. The whole thing is a tax. It’s a
tax we can pay to a private corporation, or for a smaller fee, to the
government. I would prefer to pay it to the government for a single payer
non-profit model like Medicare. The government should not be coercing its
citizens to buy products from corporations, although I did recently
incorporate.
Probably not since Rome hired private companies to
collect taxes from their conquered territories has a citizen been mandated to
pay a tax to a private corporation. And we all know what happened to Rome…What
happened to Rome?
It’s like the government ordering us to send our taxes
directly to Halliburton to pay for the Iraq war with no other bidders. Oh,
wait, that happened. Halliburton was essentially the single payer provider for
the Iraq war and yes, they did have death panels. But the affordable care act
does not have death panels. Private insurers have death panels that deny
coverage or delay it until you are dead. “The doctor will see you now…oh.
Next.”
Forcing everyone into the private market keeps the unfair
market alive. It’s like making us pay for protection: “I’d advise youse to
peruse a primary plan from Blue Cross. And I put the emphasis on ‘blue’ and
‘cross.’”
The insurance companies are the pimps of our whore health
care system. That’s why you see their executives driving around in pink
Cadillac’s.
Corporations want to be people? I say let’s let some of
them die. And hopefully they’ll be uninsured. Let some markets die.
Corporations may be people, but guess what? I don’t like people.
Mitt Romney says the penalty is a tax unless it was
signed into law by Mitt Romney. He’s an idiot. He said he wants to repeal Romneycare,
although he may be confused. Republicans would repeal common sense if they had
any.
Getting money out of politics is the real cure for health
care reform. Any elected politician who is not actively pursuing campaign
finance reform is corrupt and should be voted out of office, although he’s
probably not in his office. He’s probably at a fundraiser somewhere. And I
think that describes most of them.
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Trippitorial - "The Supreme Corporation"
Citing its own 2010 Citizens United ruling as precedent,
the Supreme Court struck down a century old Montana state campaign finance law
that limits corporate political spending. The court stated, "Political
speech does not lose first amendment protection simply because its source is a
corporation."
That’s why from now on I will no longer be known as James
Tripp. I will be known as James Tripp, Inc. I am incorporating to avoid federal
election spending limits and for the
limited liability because
I’m liable to do anything. Was’t Hamlet wronged Laertes? Never Hamlet. Twas Hamlet’s
corporation.
When corporations incorporate, they do it to limit their liability.
So when people form a corporation, they do it because they know they’re going
to do something they don’t want to be liable for.
Corporations are artificial
creations whose sole purpose is to increase profit. For them to have a profit, somebody else has to
have a loss, in this case, real people.
If corporations are people,
let them walk my dog and pick up his shit. Of course, I don’t have a dog, but
that’s not important to the point I’m trying to make. “Down, boy.”
People are not corporations. Sure, anybody can put an Inc.
On their name, but a corporation is so much more than an individual. For
example: an individual would not think to patent his own DNA, but a corporation
would. As a matter of fact I don’t own the licensing on several of my
chromosomes, which can sometimes be a problem.
Why, some of my best friends are incorporated. The fed, Citibank,
the Republican Party…I wouldn’t want my sister to marry one.
Corporate spending makes voting obsolete. Now if we could
just make corporations obsolete by voting.
Over the years, the court’s become more diverse. There’s
an African American, women and a Latina on the bench. Isn’t it about time the
president appoints a corporation to the Supreme Court? I think there may be one
on there already.
America is not a corporation or a Democracy or a Republic.
I don’t know what it is, but I owe it taxes.
This is James Tripp,
inc., a Delaware corporation, and I’ll be back with another Trippitorial.
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