The greatest challenge for #MitchMcConnell is reality.
"To call #MitchMcConnel a blank is an insult to blanks."
#GESmith does not rock.
More flags, damnit!
"Look back to the future!"
#RandPaul got a spot?
The future of the #RepublicanParty has no future.
"The Pootie Tang Family" was an underrated movie.
Hung is on 1st, Twong is on 2nd, and I don't know who is on 3rd.
"We won't let you bankrupt this great nation. That was Bush's job."
"Doesn't G.W.'s administration owe the Treasury money?"
No scandal? #ValeriePlame?
Neither George endorsed #MittRomney. Must be women's work.
This is like the dinner table scene in #AnnieHall.
We can change the channel!
I hope the attorney generals sue each other.
Hard to believe they lost.
Do you want a V8?
That's a bad joke.
#Thune has a stain on his lapel.
#Romney will break up the 50 states to sell off.
No mention of #nuclear or nu-cu-lar.
Can't the #RNC get any headliners?
#Romney made his money the old fashioned way. He pillaged it.
I think it's #TimPawlenty's fault.
Call me #UncleSugar.
Do you #Limbo?
It doesn't matter who you are as long as you have ID.
It started with an obstructionist Congress. It ends with #PaulRyan out of office.
I hope #PaulRyan's mom is over 55.
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