#RonaldReaganhologram
can't remember selling arms to Iran to pay for arms for #Contras.
#RonaldReaganhologram
is still only 2-dimensional.
Some men see things that are and ask, "Why?" #PaulRyan
sees things that never were and says, "Why not say they are?"
will be appearing as a hologram with Clint Eastwood at the
Republican convention.
#JohnBoehner's
orange face goes well with the red background.
I haven't been this excited since I wasn't.
Is #RonaldReagan
running again?
#Newt
looks like he's auditioning for a morning talk show with his wife. I'd pass.
Couldn't they get two microphones?
#Newt
should die his hair like #RonaldReagan.
Somebody figured out America isn't all old white men.
#GOP
will put Latinos on the road going South.
#Obama
is brushing up on his Spanish.
#God
bless God.
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk, so pick me up
at the airport."
If I didn't think #MittRomney's
religion was creepy before...
He avoided the draft by going on a mission...
Did this fire fighter belong to a union?
What was #MittRomney's
executor's fee?
#God
passes "Blessing Baton" to #MittRomney.
I don't feel so good myself. Bring flowers.
Marconi plays the mamba. #Webuiltthiscity
on government roads.
I don't get it.
"They don't know what it's like to risk money..."
because they don't have any. Get it?
Will there be a shareholder's vote after the film?
Drug Money.
"Where else but in America could you live in this
country?"
#MittRomney
didn't take a salary because he would have needed a stateside bank account to
cash the check.
Is this #AmericanIdol?
Is it too late to vote him off?
#MittRomney
is an Olympian God!
It was a #MagicFlag
made of #MagicUnderwear.
What's this song about? #America
I want the #GESmith
band for my high school mixer.
I think #ClintEastwood
is losing the debate.
"Get off my White House lawn!" #ClintEastwood
#JohnWayne
hologram will speak next to promo #BluRay
release of #GreenBerets.
#Obama
is sitting next to me in a chair.
It's always helpful when they remind me where I am. #USA
"My betters deserve better!" #MittRomney
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide! Don't try to understand
'em Just rope and throw and grab 'em Soon we'll be living high and wide. #GOP2012
I attack your success, #MittRomney!
"Vote for me! I have a plan to create about a gazillion
new jobs." #JamesTrippforPresident
"If I am elected I will create new opportunities for
creators of job creators." #JamesTrippforPresident
#Castro's
Cuba---Drat! #MittRomney
Too many "God Bless Yous" tonight and not enough
sneezing.
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