Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Live Tweets from GOP Debate III

Tonight’s GOP Debate was held at the Reagan Library. All hail!

thejamestripp James Tripp
is praying for the candidates in tonight's debate to the wrong God.

September 7, 2011, 8 pm PST
thejamestripp James Tripp
I've been unemployed for so long now, I have to put it on my resume.

Rick Perry still blow dries his hair.

Mitt Romney says he will restructure the economy but he doesn't say how. Elect Obama.

My father created more jobs than Mitt Romney or Rick Perry's father.

Rick Santorum is still running?

If 10 % is good for god and 9 % is good for government, then 119% is good for me.

Huntsman's coach told him to use his hands.

Is there nothing Obamacare doesn't kill? Michele Bachmann?

Newt wins the first to invoke "Reagan" Prize.

Mitt Romney the Presidential candidate would not have voted for Mitt Romney the Gov candidate.

Newt doesn't want to debate.

Newt is debating with the moderator, which he also did in the last debate.

Cain wants to repeal Hilarycare! Me too!

The GOP panel doesn't look so good. I hope they have health insurance.

1 in 7 people are poor but 1 in 100 is rich.

Who will be the first to say "job creators?"

Mitt Romney won't promise lower gas prices, but he will promise "No homework on Fridays."

Pink is Rick Santorum’s color.

Reagan's message = good. Actual Results = Not so Good. Ron Paul

The commentators have the same stylist as the candidates.

Ronald Reagan is still dead.

Nancy just said, "No" to all the GOP candidates.

Cain doesn't know how SS works. The young pay for the old. They can't also pay for themselves.

7 brides for 7 brothers.

thejamestripp James Tripp
Would you rather be touched inappropriately by an airline or the TSA?

I hope Ron Paul lets me keep my air conditioner.

Rick Perry favors education as long as people aren't so educated that they vote for somebody else.

Mitt Romney is on the fence about immigration.

We can't give amnesty to immigrants; we have to give it to bankers!

Newt says he is with Reagan. Do tell?

We should make English the official language of the GOP.

Why are they still talking about illegal immigration? There are no jobs in the USA!

Something there is about the GOP that doesn't like Robert Frost's "Mending Wall."

"If President Reagan were here, [he'd be a corpse.]"

There are a lot of commercials whose products I'm not buying either.

Mitt Romney has a plan with points. What's the plan and what's the point?

"Until you get a balanced budget amendment I won't have to balance the budget." Perry

Michele Bachmann wouldn't debate Reagan if he was in the debate.

Mitt Romney has an outline!

Eyes on the Nuclear Iran Prize! MB

Why does Rick Santorum look constipated?

I would have liked to see Ronald Reagan melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

This GOP panel is not evolving.

"Galileo got outvoted for a spell"---but then he didn't. RP

The Science is not settled on the damage corporations are doing to this country.

Isn't this about the time Newt Gingrich is usually indicted?

Mitt Romney says the people most hurt by Obama are the middle class. Luckily, there's no middle class.

I think Rick Perry wants to execute Brian Williams.

I hope the candidates take out a book while they're at the library.

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