Tonight’s GOP Debate was held at the
Reagan Library. All hail!
thejamestripp
James Tripp
is praying
for the candidates in tonight's debate to the wrong God.
thejamestripp
James Tripp
I've been unemployed for so long
now, I have to put it on my resume.
Rick Perry
still blow dries his hair.
Mitt
Romney says he will restructure the economy but he doesn't say how. Elect
Obama.
My father
created more jobs than Mitt Romney or Rick Perry's father.
Rick
Santorum is still running?
If 10 % is
good for god and 9 % is good for government, then 119% is good for me.
Huntsman's
coach told him to use his hands.
Is there
nothing Obamacare doesn't kill? Michele Bachmann?
Newt wins
the first to invoke "Reagan" Prize.
Mitt
Romney the Presidential candidate would not have voted for Mitt Romney the Gov
candidate.
Newt
doesn't want to debate.
Newt is
debating with the moderator, which he also did in the last debate.
Cain wants
to repeal Hilarycare! Me too!
The GOP
panel doesn't look so good. I hope they have health insurance.
1 in 7
people are poor but 1 in 100 is rich.
Who will
be the first to say "job creators?"
Mitt
Romney won't promise lower gas prices, but he will promise "No homework on
Fridays."
Pink is
Rick Santorum’s color.
Reagan's
message = good. Actual Results = Not so Good. Ron Paul
The
commentators have the same stylist as the candidates.
Ronald
Reagan is still dead.
Nancy just
said, "No" to all the GOP candidates.
Cain
doesn't know how SS works. The young pay for the old. They can't also pay for
themselves.
7 brides
for 7 brothers.
thejamestripp
James Tripp
Would you
rather be touched inappropriately by an airline or the TSA?
I hope Ron
Paul lets me keep my air conditioner.
Rick Perry
favors education as long as people aren't so educated that they vote for
somebody else.
Mitt
Romney is on the fence about immigration.
We can't
give amnesty to immigrants; we have to give it to bankers!
Newt says
he is with Reagan. Do tell?
We should
make English the official language of the GOP.
Why are
they still talking about illegal immigration? There are no jobs in the USA!
Something
there is about the GOP that doesn't like Robert Frost's "Mending
Wall."
"If
President Reagan were here, [he'd be a corpse.]"
There are
a lot of commercials whose products I'm not buying either.
Mitt
Romney has a plan with points. What's the plan and what's the point?
"Until
you get a balanced budget amendment I won't have to balance the budget."
Perry
Michele
Bachmann wouldn't debate Reagan if he was in the debate.
Mitt
Romney has an outline!
Eyes on
the Nuclear Iran Prize! MB
Why does
Rick Santorum look constipated?
I would
have liked to see Ronald Reagan melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.
This GOP
panel is not evolving.
"Galileo
got outvoted for a spell"---but then he didn't. RP
The
Science is not settled on the damage corporations are doing to this country.
Isn't this
about the time Newt Gingrich is usually indicted?
Mitt
Romney says the people most hurt by Obama are the middle class. Luckily,
there's no middle class.
I think
Rick Perry wants to execute Brian Williams.
I hope the
candidates take out a book while they're at the library.
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