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Trippitorial - Education
Are you as tired of book learnin’ as I am? Jesus Christ
never went to college. Do you think you’re better than Jesus…who?
Americans are as smart as they need to be, as smart as I
need them to be. Who do they think they are? Learnin’s too good fer ‘em! Snobby
Americans! They want to make you like them---Smart! Don’t fall for that.
I’m James Tripp and I want to be known as the education
president as long as the voters aren’t educated about me. I believe that people
should be educated, but they shouldn’t be so educated that they vote for
somebody else.
Do you want this country ruled by a bunch of college
graduates? Of course not. I want a president I can throw up on and who can
throw up on me.
America doesn’t work from the top down. It works from the
bottom up. This doesn’t mean we’re all asses.
We don’t need people who know everything telling people
who know nothing some things they might not want to know. We need people who
know nothing to tell people who know something that nothing is better than
something because only some people can know some things, but everybody can know
nothing.
Elitists.
In America, anyone
can grow up to be president as long as the voters don’t know any better. As
soon as people realize they’re better off not knowing, they’ll be better Americans.
And by the way, I know. And I’m not gonna not know.
Elitist.
Don’t bite that apple! And go to church! Sinners. You’re
all sinners in the hands of an angry god!
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