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Trippitorial - Editorials
I am so
tired of people who write editorials. Every week they whine on and on about
what they believe and they think that’s what you should believe and if you
don’t believe what they believe then you’re an idiot, when all along they’re
the idiot.
Who do these
people think they are? And why would anybody listen to them? I hope you’re listening.
You don’t
see me giving my opinion…unless you’re watching this. And you don’t hear me
give my opinion unless you’re listening.
Nobody wants
to hear anybody else's opinion. When’s the last time you woke up and thought,
“Gee, I wonder what somebody else is thinking?”
Probably
never. In fact, most people woke up this morning hoping the person sleeping
next to them would just shut-up.
Sure, maybe
you have an opinion. Does that mean I want to hear it? No.
Maybe I have
an opinion. Does that mean you want to hear it? Of course not.
What do you
care what I think? You don’t care what I think? What do I care?
What do I
care what you think? If you were thinking, you wouldn’t be listening to me
hoping I’d tell you what to think.
Maybe you’re
not even listening. How do I know there’s anybody out there? Maybe I’m talking
into a microphone for no reason. Maybe somebody ought to write an editorial
about that!
What makes
somebody think that other people want their opinions? I can’t think of what
makes them think that. Maybe that’s something I ought to think about.
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